#FUCK YEAHJ...

[just-spacetrash]

Suck the blood from my wound will always be a c!tubbo song

[stefisdoingthings]

greek media n news piss me OFFFFF like u cannot be seeing images of yesterdays protest abt Tempi with CLEARLY over a million people in the center of athens and say “yeahj police estimates abt 300.000 ppl were there” are you FUCKING OUT OF YOUR MIND

[ellies-smut-scribbles]

ANOTHER TRANSFEM HORNYPOSTER HAS HIT THE TUMBLR

What the hecking fuck is up everyone! My name's Ellie and I like writing!

While about half of my writing is non-horny, this is my blog for my MAJOR SLUT MOMENTS where I can't help but make smut for all my fellow transbians. Wanna read decently written stories about girlcock and pussy? Come on down to the scribble shack, I'm sure I can make somethin' that suits your fancy~

Here are some facts about me!!! - I'm a trans girl! Recently discovered about a few months ago but was already on HRT cause I identified as Genderfluid for a while :3 - I turned 22 a month back!!! - I'm an avid gamer (currently brainrotting on Returnal) - I like fantasy settings so fuckin' much I can't wait to play DnD again - I'm emotionally attached to the SCP Foundation - I love cooking - I'm in a relationship WARGH I LOVE MY WIFE SO FLIPPIN MULCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The kinks I specifically love catering to include (but are not limited to)- - Monsters (All Types) - Religion/Blasphemy/Gods - Weapon-x-Weilder/Hound-x-Handler - Brat-Breaking - Body Worship - Hunter/Prey Dynamic - Evil Lesbianism - Domination/Humiliation - Hypnosis - PetPlay - Hucow - Chastity/Forced Orgasm - Intox - Gender Fluctuation - Forcefemming - Scent - Office Drama - Enemies to Lovers

Themes of my work that aren't necessarily kinks: T4T, Furry, Anthro, Objectum, Robots, uhhhhhh probably other stuff but yeahj

I have a few kinks I don't want to write for because they personally make me feel uncomfortable. This isn't to say that these are evil kinks and people should be ashamed of having them, it's just not for me for personal reasons- - CNC - Fauxcest/Mommy/Siscon - Gaybreaking/Lesbreaking (for anyone wondering, Trans4Cis lesbian stuff is not lesbreaking, even with a penis involved, 'Gold Star Lesbians' are elitist TERFs) - Misogyny/Homophobia/Transphobia - Detransition - Snuff

List of DNIs- - MINORS (GET OUT NOW I SWEAR TO GOD THAT INCLUDES AGELESS BLOGS I DONT TRUST LIKE THAT) - TERFs - P*dofiles - Nazis, Zionists, of any other hate group - People trying to get in my DMs

ANYWAY YEAH HI ITS NO NICE TO MEET YOU ALL AND I HOPE YOU ENJOY MY GOOFY ASS SMUT!!!

[girl-poss]

listen, if i catch a wiff of weed stank at a music venue, i just get these stupid wet puppydog eyes and i kneel next to the nearest weed smoker and beg them for a shotgun blast of that demon kush AND IM TRYING TO QUIT SMOKING

do uhhmmmm yeahj, it IS fucking mean and EVIL to smoke at a concert

[hornfreaker]

does it say anything that two names i've been considering using are ram and alphonze. i haven't started using either of thme bc i don't feel worthy of ram yet (i need to get more bear-ish before i get there i think) and naming myself alphonze would feel way too fork found in kitchen. yeahj there's the guy who's insane about alphonz from the greats and also alphonse from fmab and also really likes alphonze the cowboy robot from riptide. is it any fucking wonder he's naming himself that. i cannot be this obvious man

[v1codn]

i be in the gc like "hregory gouse" n these mfs r like Fuck yeahj

[twentythousandvolts]

yeahj elementary school "Gifted Class" absolutely Contributed to whatever the fuck is going on with my Self Worth Issues (in both directions. "ohh i suck" and "ohhh im actually perfect and better than anyone else ever" neither of which are healthy i think.) but like Oh my fucking god i miss the PUZZLES. the stupid gay little logic puzzles that contributed nothing to my actual Education. i miss going to those competition things where we just played those like Knowledge Boardgames. i miss set. and qbitz. i was so fucking awesome at those games. i miss them so bad.<-well to be fair i still own both but it's not the same if im not winning against other 3rd graders who think theyre better than anyone else

[nullb1rdbones]

WAIT...YOU'RE THE FOUNDER OF THE RYAN ASK BLOG???

LMAO HOW THE FUCK DID I NOT KNOW-

rian runs the blog, not me!!! i just occasionally get possessed by the spirit of a 34 year old gay man and it forces me to do malpractice (but yeah lmao ... yeahj thats megjkd)

[very-super-silly]

oooohhhhh fuck yeahj

@newsies-united @stagedoor-sobber @karldotorg idk anyone else pls join lollz

Saw this on a non-disordered blog and thought it was cute

Idk if anyone wants to do it but yeah

[averagedualies]

Okay I’m tired of being cryptic.

Tartar (who if you’re at the point in time I think you are should be dead I think?) has been Contacting Sage for… Reasons and rotomblr, being rotomblr has been man-in-the-middle-ing the transmissions (but encrypted (but poorly)) so yeah.

I- FUCK-

I cant breaht holyhsquit uhm-

Yeahj- we knew he was alive- I just- I didn't-

...he knows im here- he's- oh cod- imnot safe here-

[amys-tumb1r]

Yeahj happy fucking new year.... -Amy

[normaltothemax]

that feeling when you finally write a reply for your oldest draft

[dpa-reblogs]

Hetalia AND countryhumans??? FUCK YEAHJ

Is this anything

Can’t believe I drew hetalia in the year 2024 jfc

[horsecrash]

Growlithe, quagsire, dedenne, heracross, amaura, and ummmmm sobble!

Fuck Yeahj Baby Time

[p0tato-kn1shes]

pigeon loves u

fuck yeahj tjanls you nird 🍞 🍞 🍞 🍞 🍞 🍞 🍞 🍞 🍞 🍞 🍞 🍞 🍞 🍞 🍞 🍞 🍞 🍞 birdfvumbs for you

[optimisticrunawaygalaxy]

Love having the shittiest PC on earth honestly, jsut scrolled down my feed to catch up on everything I missed and the site crashed because it got out of memory dgnakdjfg

I also have windows 7 (pro) so like.. yeahj idk at this point im just keeping this fuck alive for preservation

Also my adblocker is slowly breaking down and I've been getting more and more ads and help I am NOT used to it I want to cry